So, I went with my best friend to a baby shower last weekend on a fluke. That's right, I crashed a baby shower! LOL
While there, I met a lesbian who preceded to tell me how she would never have a baby because she was scared to have an epistemology (I think she meant an episiotomy).
So instead she went onto Myspace and bought a greyhound (which she calls a beigehound because he is beige) (sigh) Whatever!
Bring on the cake so I can leave already!!!
So, I'm a fibber and I made up this story cuz I wanna win Mama Kat's cute lil apron. If you want to enter to win you need to go here!
8 comments:
This is hilarious. As I was reading it I was thinking that you had a lot in common with Kathy. Great post for a great giveaway! :)
I appreciate you taking the time to visit my blog today and comment on my posts. I look forward to returning to your blog and browsing around! :)
The tails lasted a week. Until my husband had to go out in public with them! :)
P.S. I LOVE stalkers.
Seriously funny!
ok, you are screwed up in the head.. That would really happen to you.. and the worst part was, I started to believe it. then I was like, Wait a minute, she didn't say she went to a shower!!
Wow-You really had me going; I believed you all the way up to the greyhound! Nice job.
Thank you for visiting my blog.
I love your story I was totally believing it.
Thank you also for the song suggestions godspeed is actually my opening song I love it.
Good story. Fun times, huh? Oh wait! That didn't really happen?
Goog going! Sorry it's taken me so long to get here and read it, but I'm slowly making my way down the list. :) Loven it!!
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