Thursday, August 14, 2008

My Googled Needs.....

I saw this on Sherri's blog.....and she got this from Insane Mama's blog (its starting to get like Genesis with all the 'begots')..
I went to Google and entered "Karla" + "needs" and hit enter.....because I'd like to know what I need. Here are the results....


Karla needs to be sitting in a jail cell for the rest of her life - What? What did I do?????

Karla needs an interpreter - Yes, this is true....sometimes I can't understand it when people speak 'Stupid'.

OUR KARLA NEEDS OUR PRAYERS, MAY WE ALL SAY A SILENT ONE FOR HER. - Now, this one is true...feel free to pray out loud if you want.

Karla needs advice? - This is probably true as well. Why not. I mean everyone seems to tell me what to do anyway...

Karla: needs about 5 more hours in... - In what????

Karla needs medication. - Yes, it couldn't hurt.

Karla needs her momma now. - I will always need my momma.

Karla needs some cash. - How did Google know I was broke?

Karla needs a screw! - Oh my! (blushing)

Karla needs assistance in washing her feet and shampooing her hair even with the use of adaptive equipment - This was actually true when I was pregnant.

Karla needs to know that she can generate the necessary training reports anytime.... - This one sounds too much like work...Yuck!

Karla needs volunteers, votes, and donations. - I do....as soon as Barack picks me as his VP!!!

Wow! Google knows more than I gave it credit for???

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22 comments:

Ronda's Rants said...

That is funny...I need something interesting to do today...other than the stack of paperwork with my name...Ronda needs to do this ...all over it!

FlipFlop Mom said...

Oh GOSH!! that is great!!! I know if I put my name in like that.. I get a whole bunch of strange stuff.. LOL LOL!!

Christy said...

You are too funny Karla! I typed in "Christy needs" and the first thing that popped up was "christy needs to blog." Very true. I have to feed my addiction.

Mamahut said...

Ok that was pretty good. Why do you need to be in jail? You seemed like such a nice girl? Have a great day Jail bird!

Lori said...

"sometimes I can't understand it when people speak 'Stupid'."

LOL! So with ya there!

Jennifer said...

That is hilarious--I'll have to try it!!

Shannon said...

I recently did this... it is fun. Google thinks I need some weird stuff :)

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA I did this too. it said I needed to get away from my kids. If you need another thing to do to pass the time, kill some boredom...go hit my insane ramblings blog. I got a link over there that can be fun, in a stupid childish sort of way. lol.

Heather said...

I love it. I'm copying this post.

Anonymous said...

That is so funny, especially the screw part!

Unknown said...

those are too funny!

I have something for you on my blog! :)

Aubrey said...

Ha! Too Funny!
I'm curious to see what my name would bring up being it isn't your most common/popular name! I might have to try it.
Love your results!

Hippie Family... said...

I used to do that in my training class as a "fortune teller" it worked out as fun for all!!

Suzanne's Blog, Jane's Blog said...

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Suzanne's Blog, Jane's Blog said...

Oh Yeah, try not to forget to do so.....

Suzanne's Blog, Jane's Blog said...

The last comment from me, was a mistake, so please pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....sorry

Kelly said...

You got some good ones!! Google is a great tool isn't it?! So when is Google going to send you $$$?

Tinabean said...

This is so funny.

Debbie said...

Those are some of the best I have read. I should try this...it makes for a great post and the comments you added were icing on the cake!

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Unknown said...

Ok, I am going to have to go try this! Funny!

Susie said...

LOL, I tried this but the first post was another blogger with the same type of post so I don't feel as though I should do it. Darn...