'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...'
He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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lol...i needed that this morning!
Holy cow. Now I need to go find something to clean up the coffee I just spewed all over my desk. And I'll have you know it burns when it goes up your nose.
I've got a story a little like that from my child hood. My mom liked to listen to a classical music station and one night they had a love version of "Londonderry Aire" (better known as Danny Boy). When the announcer said the name of the peice when it was done, I incredulously asked "Why would ANYONE write a song about London's Dairy Air?????"
BUTTDUST!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
That reminds me of another religous story....
"Happy the cross eyed bear" : )
OMGosh! I have seen this before and it STILL makes me laugh!
Thanks for the silly this morning!!
Um, that is about the funniest thing I have read in a very long time. Butt dust. LOVE.IT!
Ha! Hilarious!
That was too much - Butt dust...
ROTFLMAO
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that means you need more water
I have a good one about the altar boy and the priest, but it will have to wait for another day. Butt Dust? Hmmmmmmm...I wish mine would disappear into dust! Hey, I Shouted You Out today, but there's a catch...you have to do a "list," contrived by, of all people, our mutual blog bud, Hot Tub Lizzy. It's a hoot, though!
That is toooooooo funny!!!
LOL--Love it!!
You are so funny...I am nothin' but butt dust!
Oh, that was funny! And cute!
OMG, that's hilarious. Going to check out your Etsy shop!
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