Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Last Post of 2008!!!!

Ok, last post of the year! This is going to be the best post EVER!!!! Right? Whatever, I do not succumb to such pressure.

Let's first go to a little quiz that I borrowed from Melissa B @ The Scholastic Scribe . It tells you who your celebrity soulmate is. Now - I think my real life celebrity soulmate is Orlando Bloom. I mean I talked about him here. And here. And, well, here too.....you get the picture....

So....




who.......






is......




it????

Well, you bet your booty its him!!!!!






And, I didn't even have to cheat! Seriously!



He loves me too....he just doesn't know it yet!


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I am just so excited about the new year!
You know, its not just the end of the year....but the end of an era!


And so to celebrate.....I present to you....the last BUSHISMS OF 2008!!!
(Yes, Zander, my wonderful son. These really ARE the words of the leader of the free world! I know its hard to believe. But, in 2009, we will actually have a President that can speak in complete sentences.....and know what the words mean.)
(Ok, maybe in 2009 I will be less snarky......I'll try......don't hold your breath though)


"Bush goes to Hel. That's what a lot of people want."
--George W. Bush
Hel Peninsula, Gdansk, Poland
06/08/2007
commenting on his trip


"You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession,
the attacks reminded us that we are at war."
--George W. Bush Washington, DC
06/08/2005


"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
--George W. Bush Greece, NY
05/24/2005



"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it"
--George W. Bush
07/27/2001



"We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or
terrorist attacks because oceans protected us."
George W. Bush
Santiago, Chile
11/20/2004
speaking to business leaders at APEC Summit


"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it.
I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."
George W. Bush
Washington, DC
04/14/2005


"In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard."
George W. Bush
in the first presidential debate, repeating the phrases "hard work", "working hard", "hard choices", and other hard-based verbiage 22 times in his debate with John Kerry.


"Now in the --what's called the PDB, there was a warning about bin Laden's desires on America. But, frankly, I didn't think there was anything new."
George W. Bush
Washington, DC
04/13/2004
at a White House press conference


"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off."
George W. Bush
St. Louis, MO
10/08/2004
in the second presidential debate
(finally some truth)



"There's no question that Saddam Hussein had Al Qaeda ties."
"We've had no evidence that Saddam Hussein was involved in Sept. 11. "
George W. Bush
Washington, DC
08/17/2003
(that's right, said on the same day!)



"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
George W. Bush
09/26/2005
on NPR's Morning Edition



"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have -- he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road. "
George W. Bush
Florence, SC
02/17/2000
on Sen. John McCain, speaking to reporters


"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office."
George W. Bush
Washington, DC0
5/12/2008


"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me. "
George W. Bush
Washington, DC
12/20/2001
summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks


******


I hope everyone has a Happy and Safe New Year!!!


Baby, its cold outside.....be sure to bundle up with a scarf or something!!!!




8 comments:

Ronda's Rants said...

I just would like him to go away...quietly would be great...but just go away!
I think 2009 will be great...
Happy New Year to Zander and you...it's even chilly here in Florida!

John Deere Mom said...

You can have your Orlando..he doesn't do it for me. But Z in a diaper and a scarf? Now that's CUTE!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Aubrey said...

Ah yes, Orlando....he is def in my top 10!
I hope you and Z have a very blessed 2009! Happy New Year!

Thanks for taking me out of 2008 with some laughs!

Alpacamountain said...

Ok now your just showing off :)
Karla, out of all of the people that I have met through bloggy land this year, You are definetly one of my favorite reads. I hope you and Zander and your awesome family have a very Happy New Year!

Aunt Julie said...

I took that quiz and got Will Smith! He's been my Cyber-Soulmate for so long, I don't know what I'd do if someone else's name came up! And I'm glad to learn that our imports come from overseas...what was I thinking? Here's hoping you and Z-Man have the Happiest of New Years!

Jennifer said...

Happy New Year Karla!!

I got Brad Pitt as a love match-but I checked and Gerard wasn't on there--so it kind of wasn't fair!!

Melissa B. said...

What will we do without Shrub (Get it? Little Bush) to kick around anymore? For some reason, I don't think we'll be laughing about too many Barack-isms. Perhaps a Hillary-ism or Bill-ism or 2, though, don'tcha think! Hope your 2009 is fine...Orlando sure is, isn't he?

Anonymous said...

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office."
George W. Bush
Washington, DC0
5/12/2008

That was the best...

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